You know it's Winter when...

You know it's winter when... the only thing on your mind on the way to office is not the job you screwed up last evening that will get you fired, but how soon can you hit the loo before you not only lose your job, but any leftover respect you may have

You know it's winter when... you sub-consciously start avoiding drinking water when you're out and about and neither close to a 'public inconvenience' nor to nature's resplendent empty fields & gardens

You know it's winter when... you smile a lot less because every smile of yours painfully reminds you of that bloody cream you forgot to put on your face before leaving home in the morning

You know it's winter when... you make less friends with people around you because you can't tell whether the person standing next to you is an armed terrorist or an over-clad aunty

You know it's winter when... you start carrying a back-up handkerchief in your bag, because your nose decides to make up for the water shortage you're facing in the building

You know it's winter when... you question your school chemistry, where you're sure they taught you that air, made of nitrogen, oxygen & carbon dioxide, are all colourless gases & yet you're breathing white coloured air

You know it's winter when... the only thing scarier than a cold shower is taking a flight early in the morning, or for that matter at any time of the day

You know it's winter when... well... you get the picture...

How do you get to know it's winter? I'm curious to know...